That red stuff is wine, not blood. I mean, you may have guessed that but I'm just saying. The WineRack bra available at thebeerbelly.com, $29.95.

I know, right?  Maybe you’ve already heard of this thing, maybe you got one in your stocking this year, but it’s all news to me really.

The WineRack is a black sports bra equipped with a 25 oz. polyurathane bladder (roughly two beers) that is equipped with a long drinking straw that has a closeable valve.  Your best bet is to load this sucker up with the hard stuff.  I don’t imagine anyone who owns this that would do otherwise.

Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!

One worry of the WineRack is that the wearer is consuming liquid from a bladder that essentially boosts her cup size up a few sizes.  Once she drinks her fill, what about the obvious decrease in cup size?  No worries, ladies.

With (a) simple blow into the tube it’s easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.

The future is here. Too bad football season is over. Superbowl purchase!